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a mathematical equation for every word...

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got this through bloghopping, and it's quite interesting... hmm...

From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like
this:

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give
MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those
people who say they are giving more than
100%? We have all been to those meetings where
someone wants you to give over 100%. How
about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in
life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help
you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W
X Y Z is
represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20
21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty
that while Hard work and Knowledge will get you
close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the
BullshiT and Ass kissing that will put you
over the top.

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there, oh my... thursday is not my day... i flunked two quizzes! english and music... with the same score...-_-;; 6! daannggg!
whew... finally i delivered my AVON orders already, unfortunately some orders should be cancelled coz the products were out of stock, i mean... i'm not to be blamed ok?
just this day, i gave my recommendation letter to our entrep teacher and probably tomorrow, i'll be able to give the remaining one to our english teacher... it's kinda hard to look for a teacher who will give you enough compliments to impress Ateneo. i haven't started my essay yet! like i would have anything substantial enough to share?!

life is really unfair... tomorrow is the deadline for our CL project and...i haven't started anything yet! not even a single sentence and what is she expecting? 10 godamn pages!!!

this is really pointless, i'm not blaming anyone. it's all my fault... but either way, to cram to or not to cram won't get me anywhere far... so i'll just do my best within the remaining hours my dad allowed me to spend with this computer.

BTW... i have a multiply account:
CLICK HERE!
- and i gave it a title "Just Following the Bandwagon"
=) true enough.

and that gives you...

A R I A N N E
1+18+9+1+14+14+5 = NOT-EVEN-ENOUGH 62%!
and that's irrevocable! unless you add an alien letter to the alphabet...